Mahmoud AhMADinejad, like how f***ing retarded is he for a world leader, and absolutely wouldn’t Iran be a better, more useful and productive member of the global community without him at the helm, or as Crooked in Canada prefers, 6-feet under pushing up daisies.

This guy has a death wish, and the day can’t come soon enough when somebody puts a bullet between his eyes, or blows him up in tiny bite sized pieces that can be fed to his soldiers.

Not one wanting to be out of the headlines for too long (he has been getting too many of them in America lately-not in my opinion anyway), AhMADinejad is at the moment, claiming that the official version of the September 11 attacks are a “big lie” used by the U.S. as an excuse for the war on terror.

That’s f***ing hilarious and is an indication of just how unintelligent his intelligence gathering is, that is if he used intelligence agencies to formulated this ridiculous notion.

September 11 a big lie to give Americans an excuse to invaded Afghanistan. You know what, America had plenty of excuses to invade Afghanistan and Iraq before 9/11, and at this very moment the Americans have plenty of reasons to invade Iran–bomb the f*** out of AhMADinejad and what I call his toy army.  F*** man, the Americans would make short work of that country’s military wouldn’t it.

Seriously, I don’t think there is too much of fight in all of Iran’s armies, that if the Americans ever decided to attack Iran–that country would go down to defeat faster than Saddam Hussein and his Baath regime in Iraq did way back when.

I really think AhMADinejad overestimates his forces capabilities and where their loyalties truly lie. There isn’t much doubt in my mind that within AhMADinejad’s regime, there is some serious, but quiet dissention coming from those he thinks he can trust.

Bottom line, AhMADinejad is a threat to his own people and with that comes serious threats to not only his leadership, but also his life. He really can’t go on much longer, and I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody from within “took him out” this year or the next. I bet there are people who already have him in their sights.

Hey but what do I know about the kind of damage dropping thousands of bombs on the capital Tehran, and the rest of Iran, could do. I tell you what, the Iranian people better be wary of what their leader is getting up to, and they better hope that somebody takes him out before the American’s hand is forced and they have to do it themselves. That day is coming a lot f***ing sooner than a lot of people like to think I’m afraid.

So yeah, anyway, AhMADinejad has played his cards, saying that the attacks were a “complicated intelligence scenario and act.” Like WTF man, how did he come up with that brilliant deduction, and what was so complicated about this terrorist attack. Some men hijacked some planes, took control of the cockpit and flew the jets into buildings.

There is nothing f***ing complicated about that, despite what the Iranians, Americans or anybody else says.  It was too easy if anything.

The other thing is, the official version of what went down on that day and what the lead up to what went down that day, is as simple as what I said about some men hijacking some planes, taking control of the cockpit and flying the planes into buildings.

The most complicated thing in all this, the hijackers learning to fly planes, and even then, it wasn’t that hard for them to do.

There was nothing complicated about this well organized attack and I think people are giving way to much credit to those who perpetrated this horrible act. Hijacking those planes was like taking candy from a baby, and there isn’t a single version of events coming from anybody that can dispute that fact.

As for this “big lie” AhMADinejad is saying the Americans are telling, like get f***ing real and get off the heroin you f***ing moron.

F*** does the Catholic Church have a lot of balls or what, asking parishioners for money so the church can compensate children their priests abused?  Like WTF man. I’m glad I’m not Catholic.

The CC in Dublin, Ireland has lost its f***ing mind, or should I say Bishop Denis Brennan has lost his f***ing mind for asking members of his church to help payout about $AU30-million in compensation awarded to victims. Jesus Christ almighty, like WTF is up with that deal, and Catholics at his church might want to think about worshipping somewhere else.

Talk about bullshit. F*** that Brennan clown has a lot of gall. How many boys has he diddled and not been caught for I wonder?

Speaking of “passing the plate”, how much of that money did Gentleman of His Holiness, Angelo Balducci, take to fund his sexual desires, the ones he had a Vatican chorister help him to sate.

Yeah, those Catholic at the Vatican huh, not practicing what they are preaching I guess–and now look somebody close to the Pope was getting it on with male prostitutes.

Hmm, what is it the church says about gay sex and prostitution again?  F*** man, Catholic Church officials, are they f***ed up or what?

You know, I can pick and choose who I sit down with or coffee, dinner, cocktails or a chat, and rest assured I would never, ever sit down with a f***ing piece of shit like Jay-Z for any reason.

President Barack Obama on the other hand, well he just isn’t as fussy as I am I guess. F*** man, if Jay-Z every showed up on my doorstep, I’d put on a pair of white gloves on and slap him so silly he would think he was in a snowstorm.

Given the chance, I bet Bama buddy would sit down with Usama bin Laden–that’s just how f***ed up in the head I think he is when it comes to “socializing” with those he thinks just might have something he can get from whoever he chooses to sit down with, though in Jay-Z’s case, Confessions hasn’t the foggiest what Jay-Z could possibly have that the commander-in-chief wants from him.

Think about it, and if you don’t believe me, just ask Suge Knight–Jay-Z is a thug, and is into reverse racism. By the way, I hope Bama didn’t do something stupid, like introduce that piece of shit to his children.

I tell you what, Jay-Z wouldn’t get within 1000 feet of my children, that heat he is no doubt packing being my primary concern when it comes to their safety. Seriously, Jay-Z is the type of guy who makes enemies, and then there’s that “gangsta persona” he wears to it look like he is tougher than he really is.

Yeah, that Jay-Z is real winner Mr. President, and your associating with him makes you look as naive as you are f***ing dumb sir.

Bama apparently hooked up with Jay-Z at the White House yesterday, something Jay-Z would later boast about during his concert. F*** man, the president isn’t fussy on who he invites into his home, is he.

I wonder how long it will be before the likes of Louis Farrakhan, Reverend Wright and Bill Ayers show up on the White House doorstep, and are invited in for chat over a beer or two.
You know those rubber-like wristbands you see everybody wearing, the ones that support a cause or carry some poignant message, well Crooked in Canada has hooked up with the Wrist Bands with a Message affiliate program so that if you’re interested, you can design and distribute your own wristband today. That’s right, you put your very own message, text, logo or design on a “made just for you” wristband, and give them away to your friends and your enemies. You can custom make on wristband or a million, and who you give them away to is entirely up to you. Like how cool is that.

Hit me over the head with a golf club. Apparently that horny f***er Tiger has rejected a $US75-million dollar 5-year endorsement deal with Paddy Power, an Irish bookmaker. Like holey f*** man, what is wrong with him. Has all that f***ing on the side he has done cost him a few brain cells of the “good decision making” kind, or was he drunk out of his mind when the offer was presented to him?

Paddy Power isn’t giving up on Tiger though, and they are working on making a better offer to the golfer that last year, cost the Dublin-base company something like 1.5 million euros in payouts to those who put a bet down  on Tiger after he played 36-holes at the U.S. PGA Championship, which he lost to Yang Yong-eun.

There has got to be something terribly wrong in Tiger’s head if in fact he was stupid enough to turn down this deal, especially after he has lost so many other high paying deals in the aftermath of his f***ing around on his wife with at least 19 other women. Last week Gatorade dropped him, though they insist they had made plans not to renew their deal with him before the sex scandal story broke in The National Enquirer.

Speaking of his wife Elin, Crooked in Canada is hearing that she is currently in the middle of moving back in with the multi-woman man. You know what though; the reconciliation thing isn’t going to work for them. I just can’t see Elin letting this thing go; never you mind her forgiving him. Nope, as long as they are living under the same roof as husband and wife, she is going to be playing that “you cheated on me you bastard” card how many times, you think.

Oh and hey, how about Tiger’s Kiwi caddy, Steve Williams. For somebody who claimed he knew nothing about Tiger’s affairs and you know, wasn’t to keen to talk about it way back when, he’s certainly shooting off his mouth now.

Yep, that’s right, and man is he going off about not knowing about Tiger’s affairs and how people shouldn’t think he does. I tell you what dickhead (Williams), the more you shoot of your mouth about this, you know, get defensive about it, the less believable you sound mate. What does anybody want to be that his wife is on his case about it, that she is having a hard time believing him too?
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I doubt Generation Y has ever heard of the Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe, but hey who the f*** cares.

Yeppers, what a son his mother raised huh, 13 women murdered and another seven who survived his attack. He went to jail in 1981 for his crimes, but he should have been executed for his crimes. Unfortunately for justice in the UK though, they abolished the death penalty too and like Canada, cold blooded killers are tended to; clothed, fed, given a roof over their heads, and ensured good health at the taxpayer’s expense.

Today I learned that the homicidal maniac, a man who was held criminally responsible for his serial killing, has applied to the High Court in London to be released from jail. Boy, if he wasn’t a convicted serial killer, maybe he could have been a comedian.

This is just a stupid game at taxpayer’s expense that, Sutcliffe knows he can’t win, so like what’s his f***ing point?

I’m surprised he’s still alive, that somebody didn’t get to him inside, but hey, if he’s successful in his bid for freedom, somebody will kill him.  Thinking about it, turn the homicidal f***ker loose on the community. I doubt he would get too far from the prison gates before he came face to face with somebody looking for a little revenge, or somebody who wants to do the people of the United Kingdom, a favor.

Maybe setting him free isn’t such a bad idea. You just know that somewhere in within the families of his 13 murder victims, there’s somebody looking to avenge his wife, sister, daughter, or niece’s murder and with Sutcliffe roaming the streets of London, it makes it that much easier for that special somebody to do what the British justice system couldn’t do, execute the sick f***er.

Vigilantism, I’m all for it when it comes to cold-blooded killers like Sutcliffe, Paul Bernardo, Clifford Olsen, and pig farmer Robert Pickton.  F*** man the list goes on and on and on when it comes to serial killers who just don’t get the justice they truly deserve.

Imagine how much shorter that list would be vigilantes were more prevalent in society, of if Commonwealth countries were able to put the death penalty on the table when it came to these freaks of society.