She is halfway through her solo sail around the world aboard Bella’s Pink Lady, but shit happens when you are a teenager all alone in the middle of Bumf*** Nowhere.

However, as most people do sometimes, Jessica Watson has been finding comfort in food when she starts feeling a little bit mopey.

Unfortunately, for Jessica though, some of her favorite eats are all but all gone–starting with her Pringles. It’s a good thing she has a computer onboard onboard to tell us all about it, huh?

Apparently, she is down to her last pack of them and she is running out of tinned fruit.

Not good for somebody who finds comfort in food. I hope for her sake, especially in the mopey and frustrated frame of mind she admitted she is in at times, she doesn’t let running out of her favorite foods distract her from the task at hand, staying safe and on course for the last half of her teenage adventure.

So anyway, all isn’t bad for the wannabe record setting Sunshine Coaster, and yesterday she happened across something I myself once witnessed when I was a 17-year-old aboard the St. Lawrence Navigator, dolphins playing at the ship’s bow.

That’s an awesome sight, but unlike Jessica, a few dolphins only entertained me whereas probably fourty or fifty of the sea mammals entertained Jessica it sounds like. Perhaps even more.

Jessica says they were everywhere–long lines of dolphins leaping out of waves and talking to each other in squeaks and squeals.

I can only imagine how big of a smile she must have been wearing after seeing something like that. That’s too cool, and there is little doubt in my mind that witnessing such a spectacle put her in a very good frame of mind, even it turns out it was only for a little while.

It’s not all amusement for Jessica out there on the Atlantic by herself, and I’m glad to hear that she was able to put a smile back on her face before having to battle winds of 40 knots and 4m swells that she says packed quite a punch.

Halfway through her 22-thousand nautical mile journey, Jessica is just 1500 nautical miles off the Cape of Good Hope, and if all goes according to plan–she hopes to be back in Sydney, Australia by May and in time to celebrate her 17th birthday.

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Indepth: Jessica Takes On The World

Teenagers, like haven’t they evolved into f***ing civilized human beings these days, and to think how quick they are to point the finger at their elders, those who are leaving the world behind for them to look after, take care of and make more civilized. F*** me, if today’s teenager is what the near future of the world is relying on, nuke the f***ing planet now.

Teenagers have it far too easy these days when it comes to crimes they commit and the anarchic attitude they bounce around the community with, and you know what it has served them well. Yep, nowadays the can arm themselves with whatever to challenge authority or kill somebody they feel has crossed them, or while robbing them for what, a pair of sneakers, designers duds, cash, bling, cars, and cell phones.

Yeah teenagers today, they get off pretty f***ing easy when it comes to crimes they commit, even murder.

Ya think that might be the reason a lot of teenagers are so out of control, that teenage crime (and I say this despite what the stats saying otherwise) is getting worse by the day.

Hardly a day goes by now where we aren’t hearing of teenagers shooting, stabbing, beating people young and old to death, and then of course there’s the gang rapes, the drug dealing, the armed robberies, carjackings, and well you name the criminal offence these days, and chances are teenagers have, are and are contemplating committing them, if only because society has gone soft on them.

Yesterday at Discovery Middle School in Madison, Alabama a teenage boy emboldened because he had a gun in his hand, walked up to a classmate and shot him in the back of head.

What can I say but, it takes a brave f***ing person to shoot somebody in the back of the head, hey all you teenage dregs of society.

The ninth-grade student who pulled the trigger is now in police custody, and the thought that comes to my mind is, that the f***ing piece of teenage shit should be put to death, that like his victim, a bullet should be put into the back of his head.

Let’s see how bold and brave teenagers are by putting the death penalty into play for them.

That’s right; I’m saying cold-blooded killers, like the one who obviously planned to kill that kid in Alabama, should be executed once they are found guilty of murder.

What does anybody want to bet that if the death penalty were in play, the rate at which teenagers are committing murder would drop?

The teen that pulled the trigger at Discovery Middle School, he should be facing the death penalty, but since that isn’t going to happen–he should never, ever as long as he has a breathe left in him, see the light of day from anywhere else but behind prison walls.

Oh and by the way, anybody who uses the argument that we live in a civilized world to denounce capital punishment, LIKE WHAT F***ING PLANET DO YOU LIVE ON?

If you are going to act like a terrorist, then you should die like a terrorist, and as far as Crooked in Canada is concerned 20 firing 20 bullets into Luqman Ameen Abdullah is cool, though the first 19 should have been more about delivering pain than being lethal. The Muslim cleric should have had to endure intense pain before his miserable, shit fly attracting life, came to an end.

There is one thing though that bothers me about this armed take down, like are the shooters that bad of an aim?

I mean if you think about it, one bullet should have done the job if they were shooting to kill, right?

At the end of the day, everybody should just be happy that this asshole is dead, that he will no longer be recruiting wannabe terrorists to hurt, maim and murder men, women and children who wouldn’t have known this guy from Adam. He’s dead, and America should be celebrating his death.

Who cares why it took so many bullets to take him down. He’s dead and that’s the way it should be, though I don’t think Abdullah should have been allowed to die instantly, a slow painful death being my choice for the Muslim prayer leader who encouraged his followers to commit violent acts against the U.S. government.

It wouldn’t have hurt my feelings to see him writhing in agony and a whole lot of f***ing pain for a few hours, maybe even a few days.

Yep, he should have died a slow a painful death. That’s the kind of action Abdullah should have seen.

Oh well, can’t have everything when it comes to the way we want to see terrorist pieces of shit like Abdullah die, right?

Story Update:

The Department of Justice has opened an investigation into shooting of Muslim cleric who incited others to commit acts of terrorism.

Like WTF man, this f***ing clown would have strapped on a suicide bomb vest and detonated it at the Joe Louis Arena during a Detroit Red Wings hockey game, if ever the opportunity presented itself.

And then there is “Lady Qaeda”

A New York jury convicted Aafia Siddiqui of trying to kill American soldiers and FBI agents. I’m not sure what kind of sentence she is going to get, but at the very least, she should be locked up for the rest of her miserable life. Of course, the right sentence for this f***ed up bitch should be death, a slow and painful one. What a c*** this Pakistani bitch turned out to be, huh America?

The moment Abraham Shakespeare won $US31-million in a Florida lottery, his luck began to run out, thanks to all those money grubbing vultures who put their hands out for a piece of his fortune, including I think–his mother.

Sure, the cops have arrested somebody for his murder, but Dorice Donegan (Dee Dee) Moore didn’t hatch a plan to kill and take his money and assets by herself. She had help and I’m thinking that Shakespeare’s mother might have conspired with Moore to kill her son, that that grieving mother thing she has going for her at the moment, is all an act.

While Hillsborough County Sheriff David Gee hasn’t said as much yet, but you can bet that investigators haven’t ruled out Elizabeth Walker as a suspect in her son’s murder just yet, which police believe was committed in early April 2009.

His body was only discovered after Lakeland police received a tip that his body could be found under recently poured concrete at a home in Plant City. The home belonged to Moore’s boyfriend, Shar Krasniqi.

Moore’s business, American Medical Professionals is also listed in her boyfriend’s name.

This continues to be a developing story, but I tell you what, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that Shakespeare’s mother or somebody in his immediate family was a co-conspirator in his murder. I’m betting on his mother having a starring role in this murder mystery though.

Nobody can dispute the fact that the world is full of some crazy f***s, the U.S., China, most of the Middle Eastern countries, African nations, Germany, and Mexico being home to the majority of them I think.  But I still shake my head in disbelief, wondering why they go unnoticed until they finally snap, you know–when it is too late to do whatever it is that has to be done to keep the sick f***s off the street.

You will never convince me that somebody with psychotic tendencies literally goes unnoticed by their neighbors, family members and co-workers for years, decades before they commit a heinous crime such as the one a homicidal maniac by the name of Huang Chen committed last Tuesday I think it was.

This guy is one f***ed up dude, and you know what, I highly doubt that somebody hadn’t figured that out before he stabbed Qian Wu to death, removing her organs for whatever reason. The organs have yet to be found.

I’m thinking he might have a Jeffrey Dahmer kind of hunger going on and grilled the poor woman’s heart and lungs up and then washed them down with a couple of bottles of Sake.

Chen apparently had it in for the woman who owned a New York employment agency because she refused to find him work for whatever reason. Only a psycho would kill somebody for something so trivial.

You know what else has me shaking my head in bewilderment, the fact that since 2006 Ms. Wu has had to take out 9 orders of protection from this guy. You would think that after two, three max, this motherf***er would have been treated more harshly in the eyes of the law.

The most time he spent in jail for anything he did to Ms. Wu was 30 days in jail, and he received that sentence for punching her four years ago.