Stupid People
Were Missionaries Busted In Haiti Trying To Defraud Government And Taxpayers In Dominican Republic
You know those 10 American missionaries arrested in Haiti for kidnapping, well here’s what I think went down and why. The missionaries have ties to an orphanage in the Dominican Republic, a new orphanage that I’m assuming gets government funding for each bed it fills, or only gets funding if it meets a certain quota. While... »
I Bet Those Taliban F***ers In Afghanistan Are Loving This Plan
How’s this for a strategy to help win the war in Afghanistan; offer the Taliban money and jobs in exchange for laying down their arms and renouncing terrorism–LIKE ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME? Hey man, like WTF is up with that, and who would be stupid enough to come up with such an idea. Oh... »
Former Democratic Presidential Candidate Confirms Rumours He Fathered Lovechild
It was wrong for me to deny my daughter-disgraced Democrat John Edwards. John Edwards; like what a f***ing coiffed up loser of a Democrat he has turned out to be, huh all you ‘Bama supporters, and not just because he cheated on his wife while she was stricken with cancer, waiting for the Grim Reaper... »
So Just How Many Americans Are As Stupid As Danny Glover and Pat Robertson
What’s the population in the U.S., something like 375-million give or take, right? CG would like to thank the experts who have said that there is no way that the Haiti earthquake could have been predicted, and he would also like to thank American actor Danny Glover for making CG and many, many others look... »



