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Overheard on Street Tiger Woods Lives On-I wanna divorce you piece of shit
People magazine is running a story that says Elin Nordegren is going to file for divorce from her oh so stupid and philandering hubby, and get this–there are rumors that neighbors in their neighborhood have heard some choice words coming out of the $US2.5-million mansion the warring couple is living in. The last straw for... »
Catching Up With The Tiger Woods Drama
There is no shortage of “Tiger Woods Headlines” and what headlines they are. The poor f***er, I bet he is wishing he kept his driver, club, wood or whatever you want to call his other head, in his pants, huh. Oh Tiger, your fans thought you were tamed, but you’re proving them wrong about that. I... »
Enquiring Minds Want To Know What Happened Tiger
Rumor has it that Tiger Woods and his wife got into it over a story in the National Enquirer, and that claws caused the facial lacerations he received. CG is thinking that at that time of the night, Tiger either was headed to a drive-thru for a burger, or maybe a 24-hour drug store to... »
Fort Hood Killer Sounds Like a Terrorist to Me
‘Allahu akbar’-Major Nadil Malik Hasan as he was shooting Fort Hood army base in Killeen, Texas Allahu akbar translates to Allah is great. Gee, is there ever a lot of debate on whether Major Nadil Malik Hasan murderous act was an act of terrorism, or not. I don’t know about you but it sounds to me... »
Shout Out To Susan Finkelstein
Hey babe, now were you so willing to have sex with somebody else so that you could gift your husband with World Series tickets? I’m thinking that if he wanted tickets that bad, maybe he should have been the one offering to perform a sex act on the undercover cop that busted you. One other thing,... »